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2. What do Jose Offerman and Michael Jackson have in common?
3. What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
4. What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
5. Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team?
1. Why do you need to take a baseball player with you when you go camping?
2. Why did the cop run across the baseball field?
3. Why is a cake like a baseball team?
4. Why are spiders good baseball players?
5. Where did the baseball player wash his socks?
6. Why was the Orioles' stadium so hot after the game?
7. Does it take longer to run from first base to second, or from second to third?
8. Where is the largest diamond in New York City kept?
9. Why were the players wearing armor at the ballpark?
10. Where does a catcher sit for dinner?
1. What are OJ's favorite baseball teams?
The Red Sox and the Dodgers.
2. What do Jose Offerman and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both where a glove for no apparent reason.
3. What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
UPS knows how to throw a strike.
4. What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
5. Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
Riddle Review with Answers
1. Why do you need to take a baseball player with you when you go camping?
To pitch the tent.
2. Why did the cop run across the baseball field?
Someone stole second base.
3. Why is a cake like a baseball team?
They both need a good batter.
4. Why are spiders good baseball players?
Because they are good at catching flies.
5. Where did the baseball player wash his socks?
In the bleachers.
6. Why was the Orioles' stadium so hot after the game?
All the fans had left.
7. Does it take longer to run from first base to second, or from second to third?
From second to third, because there is a shortstop in the middle.
8. Where is the largest diamond in New York City kept?
In Yankee Stadium.
9. Why were the players wearing armor at the ballpark?
It was a knight game.
10. Where does a catcher sit for dinner?
Behind the plate.
"It could permanently hurt a batter for a long time." - Pete Rose, Cincinnati Red, speaking about a brushback pitch
Where is a marine on the baseball field?
Why do all successfull teams recruit salesmen?
Where is the sailor on the field?
Where is a marine on the baseball field?
On base
Why do all successfull teams recruit salesmen?
To make the pitch
Where is the sailor on the field?
On deck
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