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1. What does the average __U player get on his SAT's?
2. A __U football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
3. What are the best four years of an __U s__U dent's life?.
4. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
5. How do you get a __U graduate off your porch?
6. The __U football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
7. What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a __U football Player?
8. How many __U freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
9. Why don't __U teams have ice on the sidelines?
10. What do you get when you drive slowly by the __U campus?
11. Why do __U graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
1. What does the average __U player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
2. A __U football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
3. What are the best four years of an __U student's life?
Third grade.
4. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
A Wide Receiver
5. How do you get a __U graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
6. The __U football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with pride.
7. What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a __U football Player?
Six more weeks of bad football.
8. How many __U freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a second year course.
9. Why don't __U teams have ice on the sidelines?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
10. What do you get when you drive slowly by the __U campus?
A degree.
11. Why do __U graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking.
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